Thursday, May 10, 2007

Poop Paste and Poop Water, Any Takers?

With NASA’s technology, drinking your own pee is now possible and is now widely available to some countries who are suffering from potable water shortages. A company from Reno, Water Security, is making this happen. But how about the poop – our own poop? Are we just gonna sit in our comfort chair and see our poop, flush away? Count me out! This is a plea for NASA to develop a technology that makes our poop edible, palatable, and - if lucky enough – flavored food paste.

And as a first step for recycling poop, prefilter our feces removing unwanted particles like hair, plastics, worms, tapeworms and among others. Carbon filter it. And all that shit used in processing your pee to drinking water. But I want two more filters/machines.
Let’s call it “flavor filter”. The flavor filters’ main job is to separate a flavor among other flavors. Let’s say, you had toasts, ham and bacon for breakfast, spaghetti for lunch and a large pizza (any flavor) for dinner; the flavor filter would separate toasts from ham and bacon, and spaghetti from the pizza. Pretty good eh?

After flavor filtering it will then go to an odor-removing-flavor-enhancing machine for the pleasurable aftertaste, then turning it to more pasty before it gets bottled.
What about the excess liquids, you ask? The excess liquids then go to the same process they do on our pee, get it bottled, and sell it.

That’s it! Human-waste will be just a word in history. May I present to the world, “Instant Food Paste and the Purified-poop Water. Comes in variety of flavors you desire”.
Enjoy!

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

whew. i can't believe you're a mozart when it comes to writing.



coño of the 1st order.