Sobertday Pare!

"really? that's impossible!" a friend remarked after what he just heard
pare.

I don't blame him for reacting in such ambiguity pare. get this pare, not a single day that I celebrated my birthdays (ever since my sophomore year in high school pare) na it didn't overflow with alcohol pare. even on the eve of my birthdays pare. pretty much of all my friends loves drinking pare (who doesn't?).

this year pare, I celebrated my birthday without a single drop of alcohol in my system pare. the day before my birthday, during the actual birthday and the day after pare. in short pare, for the first time I was sober on my
birthday. it felt good not waking up the morning after, complaining head pain and feeling like a-shit-load-of-horses-dung-fell-on-my-pagkatao pare.

I celebrated that day with my brother and he paid for everything pare. hehe.

Bentesingko Pare.

(this is when i try to make point, forgive me)

what can I buy with the 25 centavo coin I have in my pocket pare? hmmm. a piece of paper maybe? a low cost bond paper perhaps. a delimon kaya pare? or maybe nothing at all na pare?

so what am I gonna do with this pare? how about I just put it on my ears pare? at least I can use it as an accessory pare, just like wearing an earing pare. that would be cool right pare? it'll make me look more like bad-boy-type-of-guy pare. women dig bad boys right pare? no? "girls like badboy looks, women don't" you say? hmmm...

okay how about I put it on top of my forehead pare, and play the game i used to play during christmas parties back in my grade school days pare. twitch forehead. twitch right eye. twitch left eye. twitch nose. twitch lips to the right. pout lips. twitch lips to the left. pout again. use tongue reach for the coin. reach, dammit. reach! got it pare!!! wooohooo!!! no? too child-like, you say pare? hmmmm...

how about I just put in my drawer and keep it pare? and do that everytime I have a 25 centavo coin left in my pocket. we may never know, I might need them in the future noh pare? say, I can buy a stick of cigarette for every eight 25 centavo coin i've saved pare. hmmm. pretty nifty idea right pare? or deposit them to those bantay bata cans. yes? that way I am helping them and trying to be a good citizen pare. hmmm. great idea noh pare?

so what am I trying to say, you ask pare. I tell you this--though a bit cliché pare--no matter how small the amout of money you got in your pockets pare, try to save it pare. someday, somehow pare you'll need it. I just realized this back when I got broke pare, like I would look and collect 25 centavo coins under my desk, my officemates desk, my bag, window sills, laundry area, bathrooms, the entire house/office if you will just so I could buy a stick or two of my favorite brand of cigarette pare. so yes, smoking has done something good for me pare, but still smoking is slowly trying to kill me pare.

so now that i'm through talking about the 25 centavo coin I have in my pocket pare. I wonder what could I buy with my 25 years living on earth pare. and why only few have remembered my birthday pare? hmmmm..

Poop Paste and Poop Water, Any Takers?

With NASA’s technology, drinking your own pee is now possible and is now widely available to some countries who are suffering from potable water shortages. A company from Reno, Water Security, is making this happen. But how about the poop – our own poop? Are we just gonna sit in our comfort chair and see our poop, flush away? Count me out! This is a plea for NASA to develop a technology that makes our poop edible, palatable, and - if lucky enough – flavored food paste.

And as a first step for recycling poop, prefilter our feces removing unwanted particles like hair, plastics, worms, tapeworms and among others. Carbon filter it. And all that shit used in processing your pee to drinking water. But I want two more filters/machines.
Let’s call it “flavor filter”. The flavor filters’ main job is to separate a flavor among other flavors. Let’s say, you had toasts, ham and bacon for breakfast, spaghetti for lunch and a large pizza (any flavor) for dinner; the flavor filter would separate toasts from ham and bacon, and spaghetti from the pizza. Pretty good eh?

After flavor filtering it will then go to an odor-removing-flavor-enhancing machine for the pleasurable aftertaste, then turning it to more pasty before it gets bottled.
What about the excess liquids, you ask? The excess liquids then go to the same process they do on our pee, get it bottled, and sell it.

That’s it! Human-waste will be just a word in history. May I present to the world, “Instant Food Paste and the Purified-poop Water. Comes in variety of flavors you desire”.
Enjoy!

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