Nabitin sa Ibabaw, Pare!

shit pare! i'm all drunk and shit last night pare. at ngayon i got a hangover pare and i don't like it pare. a friend wanted us to make subok his mixed drinks pare. we all chipped-in pare like a hundred pesos pare. i'm really not much of hard-liquor-drinker-type-of-guy pare. most of the time i only inom and prefer beers pare. so just for a change i agreed to drink pare, knowing it won't be a strong drink pare. but i was wrong pare.

it was about past ten in the evening ng dumating si friend pare. i was in the bathroom pare taking a bath pare. after getting dressed pare i went straight upstairs sa The Lounge kung saan ang inuman pare. i just walked in to the lounge pare and binigyan agad me ni friend a shot of the drink pare. and sabi nya sakin to drink it straight-up and not let it stay in my mouth so tagal pare. so i did that, but tangina pare tol dude, lakas ng tama pare. and sabi pa nila to make "haaaa" after the shot pare. so i did, presko sa breath pare. pero tangina pare it was so strong, i was like about to cry na pare buti na lang na-control ko pare. dyahe sa mga visitors nya pare. in a couple of seconds mejo okay na ako pare. so then i asked them what's in it pare. friend said na it was tequila with three drops of tabasco sauce pare. tangina kaya pala my mouth was feeling kinda spiced-up-hot na pare. i didn't let them notice that my bibig is on fire pare. so i grab a stick of a sigarilyo to extinguish the fire on my lips pare. in a way pare nakatulong din yung sigarilyo pare sa pagtanggal nung anghang pare. i drank like apat or five shots of that drink pare. i let them ubos na the natitirang tequila pare, i had to stop 'coz i can feel something awful na inside my stomach pare.

after nila made ubos of the tequila pare, it was time for the second mixed drink pare. this time pare its vodka with lime and grenadine syrup pare. it tastes as awful as the first drink pare. and like natutuyo ang throat mo pare pagkatapos mo mainom pare. i think i drank a whole baso of that drink pare. after that, binuksan na yung favorite kong drink pare. beer naman this time pare. by this time i am drunk na pare, i make kulit na to the guests na pare. lucky for them i didn't make fun of them like i used to pare. i think everyone present there are like lasing na rin pare. like we're singing aloud, when some of us are sintunado naman pare. the tagay is like going fast na pare, 'coz everyone is doing the beer pressure pare. and i was like smokin like so marami pare. i was like the chimney in the bakery pare. a couple more shots i decided to give up pare, i was like lasing na talaga pare like isang glass na lang ng beer imana throw up na talaga pare. so it's time for me to use the age-old palusot pare. i told them i was just gonna take a piss pare. di na ako bumalik sa taas pare. hehehe. that trick still works pare! he he he. after i took a piss pare, i went straight to may kama pare.

i woke up kaninang umaga like nine in the morning pare and my head is killing me pare. i got a hangover pare. a really bad hangover pare. and 'coz i've been lasing like a millon times na pare, hangover is not quite new to me pare. in fact pare, i developed a counter-attack for my hangover pare and these are; taking a jebs pare pagkagising na pagkagising and after mag-jebs pare, make ligo and babad on the shower pare and lastly drink lots of tubig pare not the water coming from the shower ha pare? you'll get lagnat if you do that pare. anyway pare, so yun pagkagising ko i went to the comfort room and umupo sa comfort seat pare. i was like there sitting but nothing is going out of my ass pare. ayaw lumabas ng jebs pare. buti na lang i brought a stick of sigarilyo pare and konting ere pa pare at lumabas din yung jebs pare. it felt great pare. its like i had a multiple orgasm pare. after that pare naligo na ako pare. i was in the bathroom for like an hour pare. sarap magbabad sa shower pare.

my counter-attaeck against hangover doesn't work like a hundred percent pare. but its a good counter-attack pare it works like 65% in me pare. i was still cranky the whole day pare. i was so tamad to work pare. pero i worked pa rin pare.

hay. oh sige na mga pare i'm tired pa pare. i wanna say thank you to my fast-growing fans club pare. keep on visiting pare. and i'll keep on posting pare. para sainyo to pare. Cheers pare!