roads to stardom pare

or should I say, the things i'd do for popularity

you may admit ir or not, everyone wants or longs to be in the limelight, even for like a flash ovit, 'di ba pare?

on my previous blog entry, in passing, I talked about becoming famous. it got me thinking, why not like, make my own list on how to become famous? and to tell you the truth pare, my friends have heard like some of my plans to stardom pare, and I know they found them abit like sickening pare. that or, they're thinking, alcohol fried like all of my brain cells or something pare. but that won't stop me from like dreaming or achieving my stardom pare. i'm into this no matter how pare.

for now, I only got like a few roads to stardom listed, theres more where this came from. but the next question is: which one should I take?

road to stardom no. 1

co-star in a homemade porn video with a from-a-rich-and-powerful-family-desperately-aspiring-to-be-an-actress-with-no-talent-at-all-but-buzz-worthy girl pare. to do that I need to like; 1) go to the gym pare and work on my pipes; 2) beacuse my skin has like different tones pare, I need to go to spas more often, have my body scrubbed and bleached. i'm going for the star-like-skin pare; 3)and lastly improve my skills pare. i really think i'm bad at this so I need more practice. after all of that, i'm good to go pare. then we'll distribute it on all the torrent sites, upload it to youtube.com, give a copy to the cellphone shops and bootleggers of greenhills and quiapo. after a month or so we'd be like on tabloids and televisions pare.

road to stardom no. 2

admit to something I didn't do or get wrongfully accused of something big, but not those political thingies pare. i'm desperate but i'm not that stupid pare. for example; if the the true owner of boybastos.com didn't admit to what the nbi accused him of pare, I wouldov gladly admitted that I am boybastos and surrendered myself pare. or call for a presscon and admit that I am the real father of the child that camille prats is carrying pare. now that's instant stardom pare!

road to stardom no. 3

get beaten by a well known celebrity like in a well known club pare. yea, you read that right pare. i'd seriously consider this road when i'm in desperately need of career change or of stardom pare. I'd gladly take a punch pare from say like from borgy and really hope for like I could punch back kahit isang suntok lang, and that one punch would leave a mark for weeks pare. I even joke around telling my friends na I will only see the insides of the Embassy when I am ready to take that beating pare. anyhoo, when I get hospitalized, i'll sue him pare and the press will be all over my private room trying to get a statement from me pare. and when its borgy's time to give a statement pare, they would see the mark I left on his pretty face. and i'd be known as the-guy-who-gave-borgy-a-black-eye guy pare. when the time comes that i'm like winning the case pare, they would offer like a settlement pare, I would only say pare na I would like his agent to be my agent and that he should find me a job in the industry as an actor of tv series pare. if they agreed pare, i'll take it from there pare.

so which road do you think I should take pare? I know those are extreme ways to stardom, and you might suggest na "why not date a hot actress?" that wouldov been awesome but I still don't see that feasible pare because; one, I barely go out and like hunt for actresses; two, I don't think these actresses would go out on a date with like a nobody; and three, ummmm... I just don't? most of you might be thinking right now pare na "ang kapal naman ng mukha neto, ba't di nya na lang sinabi na pangit sya, isinisi pa sa mga artista" well sorry pare I don't see myself as ugly nor that i'm gwapo pare. I don't wanna hurt my ego pare and what I know is that i'm oozing with appeal and makapal lang talaga mukha ko pare. Ha ha ha!

"why not join star searching shows?" you say, well, it takes months pa kasi pare. I want instant stardom pare. so I say no to talent search programs pare.

I guess by now you know kung anong pinuputok na buchi ko pare. and to add pare, my stardom doesn't end once i achieved it, i had everything planned till its time for me to leave this world in the most natural way pare. my fingers are crossed that no one tries to assasinate me.


nagmamahal,

corn





P.S.

to mr. boybastos, idol po kita..pero sana wag mo ako idamay sa mga kinasasangkutan mo ngayon. mahal ko pa po ang trabaho at buhay ko. pag nangangailangan na ako ng tulong mo, aabisuhan po kita.

to ms. camille prats, matagal na din po kita hinahangaan, i was devastated nang marinig ko ang balita na nagdadalang tao ka, susportahan pa rin po kita sa mga dinadaranas mo ngayun.(hahaha para akong stalker..haha)at sana yung mga chismoso jan, 'wag nyo po gawan ng kwento ang mga sinabi ko.

to the embassy people, mr. tim, wag nyo po ako i-ban sa club nyo. baka po kasi akalain nyo manggugulo lang ako. di pa ako nakakapasok sa club nyo, baka pag dating ko sa bouncer upakan agad ako.

to mr. borgy. wag mo po ako bubugbugin, kung sakali man mabasa mo to. mahal ko pa po mukha ko. di ko naman pakay ang manira ng pangalan. Kung naoffend po kita, malugod po akong humuhingi ng kapatawaran.